Hi.  I, uh, I’m bad with introductions.

Lets see.  I’m a 30 something software engineer, currently working for Gaikai, and by extension, Sony.

I live in southern California, and I’m married with two kids.

I have significant facial hair. I wear glasses.

My entire career is a joke.  I learned how to write programs and then decided to not do that and built web applications instead.  What a joke, right?

Looking for my resume? Oh, sorry.

Nevermind about that “wasted life” stuff from up there, huh?